andthentheywilleatthestars:

andthentheywilleatthestars:

andthentheywilleatthestars:

andthentheywilleatthestars:

Just got permanently banned from Reddit for saying that I’d kill Andrew Tate

Now, I said that I would kill him if I could. That implies that I can’t, and therefore won’t, but I don’t know if that’s enough of a case to ask for an appeal over.

Now, my personal opinion is that it shouldn’t be against TOS to express the desire to kill Andrew Tate because Andrew Tate does not count as a person, but something tells me that that wouldn’t fly.

The thing is Reddit does fill a niche for me, it’s the same niche that Sodahead filled, and after that website died Reddit was by far the best alternative. If nothing else I’ve lost my method for picking names to go into the FMK triangle

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teaboot:

teaboot:

I think that if you stood behind Keanu Reeves and called out “John” he would turn around

Between John Wick, John Constantine, Johnny Mnemonic, Don John, Johnny Utah, John Wall, John Rain, Johnathan Harker, and Johnny Silverhand, I’m willing to bet that some days the poor man has to take a minute

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

if they rebooted austin powers it would either be the most tone deaf unfunny incredibly offensive movie in years OR they’d do it right and really keep with the times in being very self aware and it would be one of the best films in decades. austin powers would be a massive support of trans rights because trans women means more women for him to shag

oh your pronouns are she/they? well baby lemme she/them titties shagadelic

austin powers discovers bisexuality and it blows his fucking mind